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A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “Damn... We’re fucked up”.

A good friend…

“Everything happens for a reason”... So you mean I was meant to be this fucked up?

“Everything happens for a reason”…

I’m not a “casual” drinker. I’m more of a “drink until you’re fucked up or don’t drink at all” drinker.

I’m not a “casual” drinker…

“Nice, but kind of fucked up.” This is how my friends describing me.

“Nice, but…

We’re all fucked up. Some of us just don’t lie about it.

We’re all fucked up…

Thou shall not judge, because thou has fucked up before too.

Thou shall not judge…

They say you get wiser with age. Yeah. I fucked that up.

They say you get wiser…

I’m kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling.

I’m kinda like…

I like crazy, fucked up people. At least I know what I’m dealing with. It’s the ones who seem nice and normal that scare me.

I like crazy…

Never fuck with a fucked up fucker that doesn't give a fuck.

Never fuck with…