Fucker

I should really let my inner asshole out more often, because holy hell, that fucker gets shit done.

I should really…

Once I start taking my advice It’s over for you fuckers.

Once I start taking my advice…

People always tell me I’m bad influence, but when those fuckers are around me, they always have a great time.

People always tell me…

When I say “have a nice day”, remember that the “fucker” is silent.

When I say “have a nice day”…

Just when I think I have all my ducks in a row one of the fluffy fuckers wanders off and gets into some shit.

Just when I think…

I could never be a politician. Because everytime we start a debate, I would start off with "listen here fucker".

I could never be a politician…

You know it’s going to be…

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

When you try your hardest…

Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.

Fuck the fucking fuckers…