Fucking

Do you ever wish you could kill someone, then bring them back to life and say, “See! Stop fucking with me”.

Do you ever wish…

Some people say I’m crazy. If that’s true, do you really think fucking with me is a good idea?

Some people say…

I seriously need a good fucking from something other than life.

I seriously need…

Fucking with me is like masturbating. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but when you’re done you realized you just fucked yourself.

Fucking with me is like…

Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?

Selling is legal…

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