Fun

I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun.

I don’t get drunk…

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it’s not gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Just because it’s a bad idea…

You know what’s funny? Lots of shit so lighten the fuck up.

You know what’s funny…

Adulthood has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol.

Adulthood has shown me…

If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?

If I give you a straw…

I have 3 sides: The quiet and sweet side 2. The fun and crazy side 3. The side you never want to see

I have 3 sides…

A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me.

A fun thing to do…

Go ahead, underestimate me. That'll be fun.

Go ahead…

When someone says "everything happens for a reason" a fun thing to do is punch them in the face and say "this was meant to be".

When someone says…

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.

Life is too short…