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The world is getting too sensitive. Soon I won’t be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended.

The world is getting…

If liar’s pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

If liar’s pants really did catch on fire…

This “NORMAL” you speak of doesn't sound fun at all.

This “NORMAL”…

At least I’m a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.

At least I’m a fun hot mess…

I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun.

I don’t get drunk…

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it’s not gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Just because it’s a bad idea…

You know what’s funny? Lots of shit so lighten the fuck up.

You know what’s funny…

Adulthood has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol.

Adulthood has shown me…

If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?

If I give you a straw…

I have 3 sides: The quiet and sweet side 2. The fun and crazy side 3. The side you never want to see

I have 3 sides…