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Funeral

I wear all black to remind you notto mess with me, because I’m already dressed for your funeral.

I wear all black…

At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

At my funeral…

At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

At my funeral…

If someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, "haven't decided yet"

If someone points…