Funny

“Are you ok?” No, but I’m funny

“Are you ok?” …

You can be funny without being an asshole. I can’t... But you probably can.

You can be funny…

You find it offensive. I find it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you are.

You find it offensive…

It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. And it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.

It’s funny how you’re nice…

Funny about getting older, your eyesight may weaken yet you can see through people much better.

Funny about getting older…

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

If you’re going to tell people…

Life is so much funnier if you have a dirty mind.

Life is so much funnier…

When you're a child you make funny faces at the mirror. In middle age, the mirror gets even.

When you’re a child…

MIND: Don't even say shit. Just let it go. It's not worth it. MOUTH: I just find it funny how...

MIND…

I think it's funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.

I think it’s funny…