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Most people can’t tell if I'm being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.

Most people can’t…

Dick pics are the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a gift.

Dick pics…

The meaning of life is to find your gift. So good luck with that.

The meaning of life…

Knowing when to shut the hell up is a gift very few people are born with.

Knowing when to shut the hell up…

A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to fuck off. - Gillian Flynn

A lot of people lacked that gift…

Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

Common sense…

If each day is a gift…Can we get a refund on a shitty ones?

If each day is a gift…