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Once a girl takes off her bra, don’t ask her to do shit. She’s clocked out from life.
Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
BITCH: Any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you.
Every girl is a doll. Either Barbie or Annabelle.
Litttle girls cry. Big girls say fuck.
Never trust a girl who doesn’t fart. Hard telling what else she’s holding back from you.
If you meet a girl that admits she’s wrong, apologizes and change her way… Dump her because that might be a man. Women don’t do that.
The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they’re bad with.
Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.