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If you meet a girl that admits she's wrong, apologizes and change her way... Dump her because that might be a man. Women don't do that.

If you meet a girl…

The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they're bad with.

The only difference…

Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.

Girls always say…

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

Every guy thinks…