Give a Fuck

For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.

For every time…

I give just enough fucks to stay employed and out of jail. No more, no less.

I give just enough…

Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.

Stress…

I'm not sure if my life is getting better.. or the amount of fucks I give is declining everyday.

I’m not sure…

Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.

Some people will talk shit…

Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.

Remember…

Giving a fuck doesn't really go with my outfit.

Giving a fuck…

The less you give a fuck, the happier you'll be.

The less you give a fuck…

The key to happiness is to stop giving a fuck.

The key to happiness…

Your first mistake is thinking people really give a fuck about you. Your second mistake is giving fuck about them.

Your first mistake…