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Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid.

Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid.

You thank God daily, but have you ever once heard a ‘You’re welcome’?

You thank God daily, but have you ever once heard a ‘You’re welcome’?

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

God give us only what we can handle. Apparently God thinks I’m a badass.

God give us only what we can handle. Apparently God thinks I’m a badass.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. – Winston Churchill

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. – Emo Philips

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. – Emo Philips

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams