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People are really great as long as you don’t get to know them.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!
You know it’s going to be a fucking great story once it starts off with “So this fucker…”
Have a great day! Or don’t! No one cares!
I’ve learned a lot of great lessons from a few fucked up people.
I am great at multitasking. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.
I’m not great at advice, can I interest you in sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing
Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.
ALCOHOL! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
How to be grown up at work: Replace “Fuck You” with “OK Great”.