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People are really great as long as you don’t get to know them.

People are really great as long as you don’t get to know them.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

You know it’s going to be a fucking great story once it starts off with “So this fucker…”

Have a great day! Or don’t! No one cares!

Have a great day! Or don’t! No one cares!

I've learned a lot of great lessons from a few fucked up people.

I’ve learned a lot of great lessons from a few fucked up people.

I am great at multitasking. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.

I am great at multitasking. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.

I’m not great at advice, can I interest you in sarcastic comment? - Chandler Bing

I’m not great at advice, can I interest you in sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

ALCOHOL! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

ALCOHOL! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

How to be grown up at work: Replace "Fuck You" with "OK Great".

How to be grown up at work: Replace “Fuck You” with “OK Great”.