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I’m great at multitasking. I can fuck up everything at once.

I’m great at multitasking…

People always tell me I’m bad influence, but when those fuckers are around me, they always have a great time.

People always tell me…

I make bad decisions when I'm drunk but the sober ones haven't been that great either.

I make bad decisions…

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Just because you’re trash…

People are really great as long as you don’t get to know them.

People are really great…

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

School for 12 years…

You know it’s going to be…

Have a great day! Or don’t! No one cares!

Have a great day!…

I've learned a lot of great lessons from a few fucked up people.

I’ve learned…

I am great at multitasking. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.

I am great at multitasking…