Great

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Just because you’re trash…

People are really great as long as you don’t get to know them.

People are really great…

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

School for 12 years…

You know it’s going to be…

Have a great day! Or don’t! No one cares!

Have a great day!…

I've learned a lot of great lessons from a few fucked up people.

I’ve learned…

I am great at multitasking. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.

I am great at multitasking…

I’m not great at advice, can I interest you in sarcastic comment? - Chandler Bing

I’m not great at advice…

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Every day I arrive at work…

ALCOHOL! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

ALCOHOL!…