Grow Up

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be an asshole but here I am killing it.

Grow up. Be unicorn. Stab people with your head.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. – Bryan White

To all the adults using colouring books for stress relief, grow the fuck up and get drunk like the rest of us.

I’m so glad I grew up in the ’80s and ’90s. I did so much stupid shit – and there is no record of it anywhere.