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Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

Lord, keep your arm…

Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.

Almost every hand…

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

You look like…

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

If you have an opinion…