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The key to happiness is low expectations. Lower. Nope, even lower. There you go.
No one in charge of your happiness but you. But should you really be put in charge of anything?
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile. – Bobby Heenan
Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but I think it’s only fair to give me some and let me learn that lesson myself.
Be happy. It drives people crazy.
They say money doesn’t bring happiness… I say neither does being broke.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness never paid for a divorce before.
The less you give a fuck, the happier you’ll be.
The key to happiness is to stop giving a fuck.
Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness, transfer that shit to my account.