Happiness

Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

Life is…

The key to happiness is low expectations. Lower. Nope, even lower. There you go.

The key to happiness…

No one in charge of your happiness but you. But should you really be put in charge of anything?

No one in charge…

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile. - Bobby Heenan

You know they say…

Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but I think it’s only fair to give me some and let me learn that lesson myself.

Maybe money can’t buy…

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

Be happy…

They say money doesn't bring happiness... I say neither does being broke.

They say…

Whoever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce before.

Whoever said…

The less you give a fuck, the happier you'll be.

The less you give a fuck…

The key to happiness is to stop giving a fuck.

The key to happiness…