Happy

They tell you to do what makes you happy. Then they fucking tell you that you drink too much, eat too much and fucking swear too much. What the fuck, that's the shit that makes me happy.

They tell you to do…

You might see me laughing, joking and trying to be happy but truth is my head has been in a fucked up place for months. I stay positive tho.

You might see me laughing…

Your job as a woman is to observe when your man is happy and immediately put a stop to that nonsense.

Your job as a woman…

Some people say I’m crazy. I prefer the term "Happy with benefits".

Some people say I’m crazy…

How to be happy: don't expect a goddamn thing from anyone.

How to be happy…

I am so tired of people telling me, “do what makes you happy”. Everything that would make me happy is illegal.

I am so tired…

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

They say…

Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila. - Emmy Rossum

Stop trying…

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

Be happy…

Learn not to give a shit, you'll be happier.

Learn not to give a shit…