How to be happy: don’t expect a goddamn thing from anyone.
I am so tired of people telling me, “do what makes you happy”. Everything that would make me happy is illegal.
They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? – Princess Diana
Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila. – Emmy Rossum
Be happy. It drives people crazy.
Learn not to give a shit, you’ll be happier.
Life has a tendency of fucking things up when you finally get to be happy.
Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness never paid for a divorce before.