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It’s hard to be a positive person when I’m surrounded by dumb motherfuckers.

It’s hard to be…

It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

It’s a joke…

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, kill someone, lose weight, and eat something sweet.

Being a woman…

I do in fact fuck around and find out. I've learned every lesson the hard way.

I do in fact…

Life is like a penis. It’s short, but seems long when it gets hard.

Life is like a penis…

What doesn't kill me only makes me weirder and harder to relate to.

What doesn’t kill me…

It must be hard putting makeup on your two faces everyday.

It must be hard…

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose? - Don Marquis

When a man tells you…

Try hard and don’t worry if you fail because everyone expected that.

Try hard…

Yeah, it's pretty hard not to be completely cynical these days. - David Byrne

Yeah, it’s pretty hard…