Hate

If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. If everybody hates you, you might be just shit.

If nobody hates you…

I hate when someone tells me “I used to have a crush on you”. What the fuck am I supposed to do with an expired crush?

I hate when someone tells…

I hate my job but it pays for my alcohol and I need alcohol, because I hate my job.

I hate my job…

Next time you're feeling down remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.

Next time you’re feeling…

Some people think I hate them. No bro, I don’t even think of you.

Some people think…

When I cut someone from my life, it doesn’t mean I hate them. It just means my table doesn’t need the shit they bring.

When I cut…

I hate it when people say “well, it could be worse”. Well, you know what? It could have been a hell of a lot better, too.

I hate it…

I accept the fact that you hate me. Please accept the fact that it doesn’t bother me.

I accept the fact…

I don’t have a “type” if I like you, I like you. And If I like you, you’re pretty special. Because I hate everyone.

I don’t have a “type” if I like you…

Every once in awhile I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them. I do.

Every once in awhile…