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You know that voice in the back of your head that tells you not to do something? Mine bets me five dollars I can’t!

You know that voice…

I was chasing my dreams, but tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.

I was chasing my dreams…

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

I’m trying to see…

If someone you know is stuck in stupid mode, a smack to the back of the head shoud trigger the reset button.

If someone you know…

People who think their shit don't stink haven't pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.

People who think…

If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. — John Gierach

If people don’t…

You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn't? Yeah, mine's broken

You know that thing…

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?

Your flexibility…

I may look calm but in my head I've punched you in the face five times.

I may look calm…

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing. – Scott Westerfeld

Sometimes the thoughts…