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How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.

How to win…

In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.

In my heart…

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Some people come…

Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.

Stress…

You think everyone has the same heart as you, and that's what's going to fuck you up.

You think everyone has…

Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn't know how to lie.

Always trust your gut…

Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.

Get a condom for your heart…

Having a good heart can put you in some fucked up situations.

Having a good heart…

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

You know that feeling…

I'm not heartless, I just learned to use my heart less.

I’m not heartless…