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No, I didn't fall from heaven. But I did break a nail climbing out of hell.

No, I didn’t fall from heaven…

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. - Benjamin Franklin Wade

Go to heaven…

Heaven doesn’t want me and hell is afraid I’ll take over.

Heaven doesn’t want me…

The reson I sin? There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and I sure as shit ain't climbing the fucking stairs.

The reson I sin?…

The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. - Darynda Jones

The fact…