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I hope my “special place in hell” has beanbag chairs.

I hope my “special place in hell”…

Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has restraining order against me.

Nope, I can’t go to hell…

If your path demands you to walk through Hell, walk as if you own the place. - Darynda Jones

If your path demands…

I may be going to hell, but at least all my friends will be there.

I may be going to hell,…

Just pondering. Where do people in hell tell other people to go?

Just pondering…

No, I didn't fall from heaven. But I did break a nail climbing out of hell.

No, I didn’t fall from heaven…

I already know I’m going to hell. At this point, it’s really go big or go home. - Darynda Jones

I already know…

I will not keep calm. I will raise hell and break shit.

I will not keep calm…

Seriously, some of you people need to go to church. I don’t want you in hell with me.

Seriously…

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

I’d tell you to go to hell…