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If you need money or any financial help feel free to text me. We will beg together.
Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
Better discourage a man’s climbing than help him to break his neck.
My idea of “help from above” is a sniper on the roof.
Sure I’ll help you out… the same way you came in.
No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying “Fuck off” ask, “How can I help you to fuck off?”
I may not be much help in telling you what works. But I sure have fucked up enough to tell you what doesn’t.
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.