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Hilarious

I'm hilarious once you overlook the fact that I'm an asshole.

I’m hilarious…

Chances are if it’s tasteless and inappropriate I will think it’s totally hilarious.

Chances are…

It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. And it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.

It’s funny how you’re nice…

I am not crazy. I prefer the term "Mentally hilarious".

I am not crazy…

My kind of people laugh at offensive jokes because they understand that life is ridiculous but also fucking hilarious.

My kind of people…

I can’t go around murdering people, so my hilarious put dows will have to do.

I can’t go around…