Hit

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who I am kidding. I hope you fall down the fuckin stairs too.

There are people in life you could never get tired of hitting with a shovel.

That stone you’re throwing better hit me. Because I’ve got a brick for you.

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say “you hit like a bitch”.

Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else.

Ever look at someone and think, “Why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?”

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused that stress to begin with. – Alan Garner