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If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.

If you’re hotter than me…

Next week I’m totally getting my shit together... Haha! Just kidding... I’ll be a hot mess next week too.

Next week…

I’ll see your hot mess and raise you a walking disaster.

I’ll see your hot mess…

At least I’m a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.

At least I’m a fun hot mess…

I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.

I take super hot showers…