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Unfortunately, I'm not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess, but I’m definitely a room temperature inconvenience.

Unfortunately…

If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.

If you’re hotter than me…

Next week I’m totally getting my shit together... Haha! Just kidding... I’ll be a hot mess next week too.

Next week…

I’ll see your hot mess and raise you a walking disaster.

I’ll see your hot mess…

At least I’m a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.

At least I’m a fun hot mess…

I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.

I take super hot showers…