Hug

Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be OK... or some rough sex or whatever.

Sometimes all you need…

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

They say that love is…

Sarcasm it’s how I hug.

Sarcasm…

I hug people that I hate so that I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard.

I hug people that I hate…

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Fart…

Some people just need a hug…around the neck…with a rope.

Some people just need…