Hug

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

They say that love is…

Sarcasm it’s how I hug.

Sarcasm…

I hug people that I hate so that I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard.

I hug people that I hate…

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Fart…

Some people just need a hug…around the neck…with a rope.

Some people just need…