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Dick pics are the human equivalent of a cat giving you a dead bird as a gift.

Dick pics…

Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity.

Scientists should stop…

To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.

To err is human…

The thing about humans, they’ll lick each other’s buttholes but ask for a new fork if it falls on the ground.

The thing about humans…

Humans are 85% water and 15% of idiot meat.

Humans are…

Who need drugs when human emotions can fuck you up just the same.

Who need…

Did you know? Smoking is good for the environment because it kills human beings.

Did you know?…

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite…

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them.

The human body…