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Hungry

I don’t have ducks in a row. More like raccoons in a row and they're hungry and pissed off.

I don’t have ducks…

Don’t ask me stupid questions like, “Are you hungry?” or “Want to get drunk?”

Don’t ask me…

Men only have 2 emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.

Men only have 2 emotions…