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Fucking with me is like masturbating. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but when you’re done you realized you just fucked yourself.

Fucking with me is like…

I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.

I’ve always loved the idea…

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it’s not gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Just because it’s a bad idea…

My idea of “help from above” is a sniper on the roof.

My idea of “help from above”…

I have terrible ideas if you need any.

I have terrible ideas…

Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.

Until you work in food or retail…

A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.

A lot of people…

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

I wanna be 14 again…

I get it: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

I GET IT…

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Never hold…