Idea

I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.

I’ve always loved the idea…

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it’s not gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Just because it’s a bad idea…

My idea of “help from above” is a sniper on the roof.

My idea of “help from above”…

I have terrible ideas if you need any.

I have terrible ideas…

Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.

Until you work in food or retail…

A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.

A lot of people…

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

I wanna be 14 again…

I get it: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

I GET IT…

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Never hold…

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman…