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My idea of “help from above” is a sniper on the roof.
I have terrible ideas if you need any.
Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.
A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.
I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
I GET IT: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where shitty ideas come from.
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
People start shit. Then act like they have no idea how shit got started.