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I didn't turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

I didn’t turn…

I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

I don’t have a problem…

Is it just me or do idiots multiply quicker than normal people?

Is it just me…

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

I wake up…

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

If you can’t look back…

Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn't know how to lie.

Always trust your gut…

I’m not sure that we all have an inner child, but some definitely have an inner-idiot they have no control whatsoever over.

I’m not sure…

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

My people skills…

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say: "Hey look... that one is shaped like an idiot".

I wonder…

Without freedom of speech we would never know who the idiots are.

Without freedom of speech…