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We used to have village idiots, but with the internet, the fuckers have gone global.

We used to have village idiots, but with the internet, the fuckers have gone global.

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

Somedays you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it’s not just somedays.

Somedays you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it’s not just somedays.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.

I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-idiot.

I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-idiot.

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.