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I regret some of the things I said last night. I came up with way better insults this morning.

I regret…

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

I don’t insult…

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

I’m not insulting you…

I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.

I would love to insult you…

I’m sorry dear, in order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I’m sorry dear…

I love it when people insult me. It means I don’t have to play nice anymore. – Billy Idol

I love it…