Intelligent

I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am. - Cormac McCarthy

I can normally tell…

My favorite word is "apparently". Makes anything sound sarcastic. He is intelligent, apparently.

My favorite word…

My life would be so much easier if I wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are.

My life would be…

I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here. - Arthur C. Clarke

I’m sure…

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Studies have shown…