Karma

Karma takes too long. I’d rather just beat the crap out of you now.

Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

The best revenge is to just happily move on and let karma do the rest.

Don’t ever fucking bully anyone and just so you know Karma has everybody’s address and a mother fucking stamp! – Lady Gaga

My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.

Instead of “Have a nice day” I think I’ll start saying “Have the day you deserve”. You know, let karma sort that shit out.

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.