Karma

Before you rush in and save people, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Before you rush in…

I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. - Scott Adams

I believe in karma…

Karma takes too long. I’d rather just beat the crap out of you now.

Karma takes too long…

Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.

Karma is always watching…

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

Dear Karma…

The best revenge is to just happily move on and let karma do the rest.

The best revenge…

Don't ever fucking bully anyone and just so you know Karma has everybody's address and a mother fucking stamp! - Lady Gaga

Don’t ever…

My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

My dream job…

When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.

When karma comes…

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve". You know, let karma sort that shit out.

Instead of…