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I don’t want you standing too close to me when karma drops house on you.

I don’t want…

Sometimes you have to just let the karma fix it, because if you fix it, you’re going to jail.

Sometimes you have to…

Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

Why yes…

Sometimes karma is the person they end up with.

Sometimes karma…

Before you rush in and save people, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Before you rush in…

I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. - Scott Adams

I believe in karma…

Karma takes too long. I’d rather just beat the crap out of you now.

Karma takes too long…

Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.

Karma is always watching…

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

Dear Karma…

The best revenge is to just happily move on and let karma do the rest.

The best revenge…