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Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup.

Only kids count sheep…

I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations” but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after their kids.

I hate it when TV shows say…

If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for "Real Life", they'd offer a class called "Working with assholes".

If they were…