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Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running.

Whatever doesn’t kill me had better start running.

I could kill you with kindness... But kicking your ass is more my style.

I could kill you with kindness… But kicking your ass is more my style.

What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally.

What doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally.

Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect, but have a plan to kill them, just in case.

Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect, but have a plan to kill them, just in case.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you. – Billy Wilder

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

Did you know? Smoking is good for the environment because it kills human beings.

Did you know? Smoking is good for the environment because it kills human beings.

People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt, and being real gets you hated.

Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt, and being real gets you hated.

What doesn't kill you disappoints me.

What doesn’t kill you disappoints me.