Kill

What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

What doesn’t kill me…

What doesn’t kill me is going to give me time to recover, and then you’re fucked.

What doesn’t kill me…

Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running.

Whatever doesn’t kill me…

I could kill you with kindness... But kicking your ass is more my style.

I could kill you with kindness…

What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally.

What doesn’t kill you…

Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect, but have a plan to kill them, just in case.

Treat everyone…

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

If you’re going to tell people…

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

What doesn’t kill you…

Did you know? Smoking is good for the environment because it kills human beings.

Did you know?…

People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

People are so ungrateful…