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Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect, but have a plan to kill them, just in case.

Treat everyone…

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

If you’re going to tell people…

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

What doesn’t kill you…

Did you know? Smoking is good for the environment because it kills human beings.

Did you know?…

People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

People are so ungrateful…

Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt, and being real gets you hated.

Trust gets you killed…

What doesn't kill you disappoints me.

What doesn’t kill you…

Some days I really believe that my horoscope is going to say: "Just don't fucking kill anyone today"

Some days I really believe…

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your EGO and jump to your IQ.

If I wanted to kill myself…