Kindness

Kindness is my go-to, but fuck off is my wingman.

Kindness is my go-to…

This “killing them with kindness” is taking way longer than I expected.

This “killing them with kindness”…

I could kill you with kindness... But kicking your ass is more my style.

I could kill you with kindness…

I could kill you with kindness, but crushing your ego with sarcasm is more my style.

I could kill you with kindness…

Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me.

Killing someone with kindness…

When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, I’ve heard that baseball bat is quite effective.

When killing them…

And a "Fuck You" goes to every person who took advantage of my kindness.

And a “Fuck You” goes to…

One kind word can change someone’s entire day. But a really mean couple of words can ruin someone’s entire month. Way more productive.

One kind word…

When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, try a hockey stick. Results may vary.

When killing them with kindness…

Fuck every single person that took advantage of your kindness and mistook it for weakness.

Fuck every single person…