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I could kill you with kindness... But kicking your ass is more my style.

I could kill you with kindness… But kicking your ass is more my style.

I could kill you with kindness, but crushing your ego with sarcasm is more my style.

I could kill you with kindness, but crushing your ego with sarcasm is more my style.

Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me.

Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me.

When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, I’ve heard that baseball bat is quite effective.

When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, I’ve heard that baseball bat is quite effective.

And a "Fuck You" goes to every person who took advantage of my kindness.

And a “Fuck You” goes to every person who took advantage of my kindness.

One kind word can change someone’s entire day. But a really mean couple of words can ruin someone’s entire month. Way more productive.

One kind word can change someone’s entire day. But a really mean couple of words can ruin someone’s entire month. Way more productive.

When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, try a hockey stick. Results may vary.

When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, try a hockey stick. Results may vary.

Fuck every single person that took advantage of your kindness and mistook it for weakness.

Fuck every single person that took advantage of your kindness and mistook it for weakness.