Kiss

If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

If I had one wish…

Being kissed while you’re asleep is one of the purest forms of love... Unless you’re in prison.

Being kissed…

Kissing ass is a class I didn't pass.

Kissing ass…

Take me as I am, or kiss my ass, eat shit, and step on a lego.

Take me as I am…

Flattery – if you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom. - Larry Kersten

Flattery…

How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.

How to win…

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

If you’re talking…

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass…

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

The older I get…

I like my big butt. It gives people I don't like plenty of places to kiss.

I like my big butt…