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Flattery – if you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom. – Larry Kersten
How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.
If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.
I’d tell you to kiss my ass, but I’m pretty sure you’d fall in love, and then I’d never get rid of you.
The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.
I like my big butt. It gives people I don’t like plenty of places to kiss.
While you’re talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.
I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.
You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can’t.
Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.