Language

Sarcasm is my first language... and cursing is probably my second.

Sarcasm is my first language…

People: Watch your language. Me: Oh fuck, sorry.

People: Watch your language…

I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

I am fluent…

Nothing inspires the words "fuck off", like someone asking me to watch my language.

Nothing inspires the words…