Lemons

If life gives you lemons, add vodka.

If life gives you lemons…

When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.

When life gives you lemons…

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons…

Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited advice about what should be done with any lemons that life may or may not give you.

Raise your hand…

Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.

Life has never given me lemons…