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There is always room in your life to fuck more shit up. Always.

There is always room…

Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called BARTENDERS.

Sometimes you run into…

Not everyone in life is gonna like you. But also, not everyone matters.

Not everyone…

THE 5 STAGES OF WOMAN'S LIFE: 1. To grow up, 2. To fill out, 3. To slim down, 4. To hold it in, 5. To hell with it.

THE 5 STAGES…

Life is short. Buy those shoes, miss this month rent, lose your job, get evicted, lose your friends, ruin your life. Treat yourself.

Life is short…

ME: I'm actually happy right now. LIFE: LOL one sec...

ME…

I am sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

I am sorry…

Life is so much easier when you just don't give a shit.

Life is so much easier…

TWO THINGS: 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Can you please go back there?

TWO THINGS…

You can't always control who walks into your life. But you can control which window you throw them out of.

You can’t always control…