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I've been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.

I’ve been through hell…

Life is going to get hard sometimes, so get the fuck up and get your shit together. You are either an ocean or a puddle, don't be a puddle. People walk through puddles like they are nothing. Oceans fucking destroy cities.

Life is going to get hard…

Pretty sure I’ve spent about a third of my life saying "What the fuck is wrong with people".

Pretty sure…

Never try to fuck up someone's life with the lie when yours can be destroyed with the truth.

Never try…

Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.

Remember…

Dear life, when I said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Dear life…

Life belongs to those who don’t give a fuck.

Life belongs to those…

I've come to the point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

I’ve come to the point…

If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for "Real Life", they'd offer a class called "Working with assholes".

If they were…

Dear life, could you at least start using lubricant?

Dear life…