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I would rather be known in life as an Honest Sinner, than a Lying Hypocrite.

I would rather be known…

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

My entire life…

Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.

Life would be easier…

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in my life. Same thing.

My doctor told me…

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life…

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

KARMASUTRA…

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin…

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Maybe it’s not life…

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Before sex…

Life is like a dick. Sometimes it's up... Sometimes it's down... But it won't be hard forever.

Life is…