Life

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life…

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

KARMASUTRA…

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin…

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Maybe it’s not life…

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Before sex…

Life is like a dick. Sometimes it's up... Sometimes it's down... But it won't be hard forever.

Life is…

Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".

Every time I say…

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like…

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE…

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life…