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Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".

Every time I say…

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like…

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE…

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life…