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Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.

Life is too short…

Thanks to the people that walked in to my life and made it better. And thanks to the ones who walked out and made it amazing.

Thanks to the people…

Life is all about ass. You’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or living with one.

Life is all about ass…

Life is like a monkey… It throws shit at you.

Life is like a monkey…

Sometimes life will fuck you and you’ll just have to change positions and find a way to enjoy it.

Sometimes life will fuck you…

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

From the moment…

Life is about saying “FUCK IT” to those who matter, and “FUCK YOU” to those who don’t.

Life is…

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

If you have an opinion…

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

Of course life is a bitch…

Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

Life is a dick…