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Take a deep breath. This is life. You are supposed to fuck up sometimes.

Take a deep breath…

Life is too short to pretend you're not into some kinky shit.

Life is too short…

Never tell me to calm down because “life is too short” so is my temper, bitch.

Never tell me…

The key to a good life is not giving a fuck about more; it’s giving a fuck about less, giving a fuck about only what is true and immediate and important. - Mark Manson

The key to a good life…

I have never faked sarcasm in my life.

I have never faked…

Just so we're clear, I'm way more inappropriate in real life.

Just so we’re clear…

If you think life is too short, get a shitty job

If you think life is too short…

Life is short. Blame others for your mistakes and move on.

Life is short…

Does it count as saving someone’s life if you just refrain from killing them?

Does it count…

My life is full of ups and downs. I am usually up to no good and down for anything.

My life is…