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Doing crazy shit is what makes life worth living.

Doing crazy shit…

I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on.

I wish my life had…

Sometimes you look like shit. Sometimes you feel like shit. Get over it. That’s life.

Sometimes you look like shit…

I live my life between "Jesus take the wheel" and "motherfucker, try me".

I live my life between…

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. — Darynda Jones

My goal in life…

Life should be like hockey. When someone pisses you off you just beat the shit out of them then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

Life should be…

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Everyone has…

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

By replacing…

I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here. - Arthur C. Clarke

I’m sure…

Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid.

Sometimes God sends…