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I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

I love deadlines…

How do people fake entire relationships? I can’t even fake a fucking "hello" to people I don’t like.

How do people fake…

If you don’t like me, it’s because I don’t want you to.

If you don’t like me…

I am not shy. I just don't like you.

I am not shy…

Tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Tell someone you don't like to fuck off today.

Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed…

If your phone battery lasts all day, it’s because no one likes you.

If your phone battery…

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

I clapped…

I like the person I am.You don't have to.

I like the person I am…

Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.

Think whatever you like…

Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reason, 99% I just don't.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

Why I don’t like people…