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If you didn’t hear it from the horse’s mouth, stop listening to the ass who told you.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would fart.
Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.
Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.