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Being an adult is mostly realising you didn’t look as bad as you thought you did a few years ago because now you look worse.

Being an adult…

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise.

The key to looking amazing…

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you’re an asshole. - John Lydon

When you talk…

You ever looked at someone and thought “Shut the fuck up” but they're not even speaking?

You ever looked…

In my next life, I am coming back with money and looks instead of all this sparkling personality bullshit.

In my next life…

Ever look at someone and think... “Your Mom’s eggs had to be expired”

Ever look at someone…

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a "yeah", and still not hear a single word they said.

I can look directly…